Local dad accuses his wife of spilling more drinks than three-year-old son

VIGO COUNTY, Ind. (FTN) – A local dad has accused his wife of causing more messes by spills than her three-year-old son.

Chris Essex alleges his wife, Ami, is responsible for more carpet stains than three-year-old Alex.

This comes as Ami recently spilled coffee all over the table and carpeted floor as the family was playing LEGOs on Saturday.

“I’ve had this theory for a while. We are always having to carpet clean because of spilled drinks,” Chris said. ” The thing is…they are never his drinks, and he is never the one spilling hers.”

We reached out to Ami for comment.

“Whatever,” Ami said,

Chris said he has documented many more instances of her spilling than Alex.

“I will say Alex has the most UNIQUE spill. When he was one, he spilled coffee on the ceiling. That’s a different story for a different day,” Chris said.

The Saturday spill ended with two separate trolling instances, one with Alex and another with Chris.

“Later that day, Alex…out of nowhere, without Chris around, asked me what happened to the flood. I had no idea what he was talking about. He had this big…crappy grin and said ‘mommy spilled coffee.’ Chris didn’t witness that,” Ami said. “After Alex went to bed that night, Chris did the exact same thing, Asked me what happened…I once again had no idea what he was talking about. He grinned and said you spilled coffee.”

The said she is worried about the similar style of unplanned trolling,

“It could get bad if those two team up in the future,” Ami said.

Chris told us he for sure has plans to team up with troll his wife with Alex as she gets older.

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