Tired dad makes late-night post as toddler refused to sleep, is poop to blame?

TERRE HAUTE, Ind. (FTN) – A Vigo County dad says he is exhausted as he types a late-night post for Fake Toddler News.

That is as his son, three-year-old Alex refuses to sleep,

“I was close to falling asleep…but then, around 1:30 a.m., I heard him talking to himself on the monitor,” Chris Essex, Alex’s dad typed while sitting on the dining room floor.

Chris said he thinks his son may have to poop.

“He keeps telling me he has to poop, but wants nothing to do with the bathroom,” Chris typed.

He admits that between him and his wife, Ami, Chris is the pushover when it comes to Alex.

“I kind of wish Ami would have gotten up with him. Not because I’m lazy…but she has that mom voice…you don’t mess with mom voice,” Chris typed.

Ami could not be awoken for comment.

When we asked Alex why he was awake he just laughed and asked where his truck was.

Chris admitted he would not proof read this story before he hit publish.

“I took a blurry photo on my iPad for this post, because that’s all I had with me. My phone is on charge in the bedroom,” Chris typed.

He said he hopes to have Alex back in bed before 2:30 a.m.


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