Toddler’s lunch time demands include underwear

TERRE HAUTE, Ind. (FTN) – A Vigo County toddler’s list of lunch time demands has a couple of shocking items.

The list was leaked late Wednesday morning.

According to our sources, two-year-old Alex Essex’s list of lunch time demands includes a cement truck, several Hot Wheels cars, a single domino, a Spider-Man toy, and a pair of his underwear.

The toys are nothing new to the list of demands, but the underwear is a new addition.

We reached out to Alex’s parents for a comment. In a written statement they said:

“Alex often makes lunch time demands. He has been wearing big boy underwear more and more lately. We don’t want him to think of it as a bad thing. He wanted it at the table…and it didn’t hurt anything, so we gave it to him.”

Our sources say the underwear was clean when it was placed on the table.

The lunch consisted of chicken strips, tater tots, and Gold Fish.

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