VIGO COUNTY, Ind. (FTN) – A group of toys at one south side apartment say they are sick of hearing the sheriff talk about that one time he was in a movie.
The sheriff is Sheriff Woody and the movie was Toy Story.
“Yes, I had a bit of an acting career in my younger days. I was in a movie called Toy Story…have you heard of it? They tell me it was a hit…but I don’t pay attention to things like that,” Sheriff Woody told us.
That statement has some of the other toys calling foul. We spoke with a group of Mickey Mouse toys who live in Alexander Essex’s bedroom.
“He’s acting like he is a big deal…I bite my tongue. I KNEW Walt…I was there was Disneyland opened. I am the franchise,” Mickey said. “He is just a Pixar offshoot.”
A group of toys held a demonstration outside of the toy box in protest of the sheriff.
“He’s a good sheriff…but I’m sick of him telling us about the time he flew. Yeah, maybe with special effects and a Buzz Lightyear. He’s lucky Buzz isn’t here to set the record straight,” A Little People person known only as “Helicopter Girl” said.
Sheriff Woody says this is a lot of concern about nothing.
“It’s overblown. Kind of like that time I saved all of the toys from this evil daycare. Did you know they made a whole storyline in the Walking Dead using that story from my past?” Woody said. “It’s really not a big deal. Yes, my photo is on the jail sheets and pillowcases. I have a lot of merchandise out there….if Buzz were here, he would tell you.”
According to unconfirmed reports, a Buzz Lightyear, still in his packaging has been spotted in Alexander Essex’s parent’s bedroom.
Sources say this could be a birthday gift.
“I hope so,” Mickey said. “Somebody needs to put that cowboy in his place.”
Sheriff Woody is up for reelection later this year.